zeldathemes
Claire. 15. Florida. Merlin, Harry Potter, the 100, The Fault in Our Stars, Perks of Being a Wallflower, books in general. My ask box is always open. Still working on my blog, so bear with me.
Two Sides of the same coin
koalakeys:

"I decided to get a little creative this year. I present Edgar Allan Ho"

koalakeys:

"I decided to get a little creative this year. I present Edgar Allan Ho"

jakemalik:

double chins are what make us human

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

dirtydannybrownconfessions:

gonjafreecs:

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

inbalanced:

looking for the next target to shit on

inbalanced:

looking for the next target to shit on

evanedinger:

image

Dan better appreciate my Killer pun

itsavanityaffair:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

femalevillain:

i just found this in my drafts i’m screaming

Canada’s shakespearean saga

Run Jimmy!

Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play stupid.
Unknown (via phuckindope)

This omg

(via vermieden)
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous