I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
My Anaconda Don’t
My Anaconda don’t
My Anaconda don’t want none unless you Got Buns, Hon!
you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not
Literally how that scene went
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
California is asking residents not to do the ice bucket challenge because it wastes water but i Bobin Singh have found a loop hole through the power of low fat milk
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes