Claire. 15. Florida. Merlin, Harry Potter, the 100, The Fault in Our Stars, Perks of Being a Wallflower, books in general. My ask box is always open. Still working on my blog, so bear with me.
Two Sides of the same coin
"I decided to get a little creative this year. I present Edgar Allan Ho"
double chins are what make us human
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday
This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.
Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny
looking for the next target to shit on
Dan better appreciate my Killer pun
i just found this in my drafts i’m screaming
Canada’s shakespearean saga
Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play stupid.
*calls me cute*
*pulls hoodie drawstrings*
*scrunches into down comforter*
*blushes for ten minutes*
ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE
ferrets are ridiculous